Do Virgins Taste Better

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A dragon has come to our village today
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We have asked him to leave, but he won't go away
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Now he's met with our king, and they've made out a deal
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No homes will he burn, and no crops will he steal
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Now there is but one catch, we dislike it a bunch
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Twice a year he invites him a virgin to lunch
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We have no other choice, so the deal we'll respect
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We can't help but wonder and pause to reflect

[Chorus]
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Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
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Are they salty or sweet or more juicy or what?
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Do you savor them slowly, gulp them down on the spot?
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Do virgins taste better than those who are not?

[Verse 2]
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Now we'd like to be shed you, and many have tried
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But no one can get through your thick scaly hide
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We hope that some day, some brave knight will come by
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'Cause we can't wait around 'til you're too fat to fly
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Now you have such good taste in your women for sure
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They always are pretty, always are pure
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But you're notion of dining it makes us all flinch
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You're favorite entree is barbecued wench (mine too!)

[Chorus]
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Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
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Are they salty or sweet or more juicy or what?
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Do you savor them slowly, gulp them down on the spot?
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Do virgins taste better than those who are not?

[Verse 3]
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Now I found a solution, it works out so neat
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If you insist on nothing but virgins to eat
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No more will our number ever grow small
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We'll simply make sure theres no virgins at all

[Chorus]
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Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
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Are they salty or sweet or more juicy or what?
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Do you savor them slowly, gulp them down on the spot?
    D                          C            G
Do virgins taste better than those who are not?


[Verse 4]
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Now, I am a dragon, please listen to me
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For I'm misunderstood to a dreadful degree
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This ecology needs me and I know my place
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But I'm fighting extinction with all of my race
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Well, I came to this village to better my health
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Which is shockingly poor, despite all my wealth
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But I get no assistance and no sympathy
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Just impertinent questioning shouted at me

[Chorus 2]
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Yes, virgins taste better than those who are not
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But my favorite snack food with peril is fraught
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For my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot
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Yet virgins taste better than those who are not

[Verse 5]
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Well, I'm really quite good almost all through the year
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Vegetarian ways are now mine out of fear
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But a birthday needs sweets as I'm sure you'll agree
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And barbecued wench tastes like candy to me!
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As it happens our interests are almost the same
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For I'm really quite skillful at managing game
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If I ate just your men, would your excess decline?
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Of course not, the rest would just make better time

[Chorus 2]
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Yes, virgins taste better than those who are not
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But my favorite snack food with peril is fraught
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For my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot
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Yet virgins taste better than those who are not

[Verse 6]
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But the number of babies a woman can bear
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Has a limit, and that's why my pruning's done there
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Yet an orphan's a sad sight and so when I munch
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I'm careful to take only virgins for lunch