The Dragons Retort

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[Verse 1]
    C
Now I am a dragon please listen to me
         F
For I am misunderstood to a dreadful degree
     C
This ecology needs me and I know my place
        G                        C
But I'm fighting extinction with all my race
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[Verse 2]
        C
Well, I came to this village to better my health
         F
Which is shockingly poor despite all my wealth
      C
But I got no assistence and no sympathy
     G                       C
Just impertinent questioning shouted at me


[Chorus]
    C
Yes virgins taste better than those who are not
       F
But my favorite snack food with peril is fraught
       C
For my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot
    G                         C
Yes virgins taste better than those who are not
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[Verse 3]
        C
Now I'm really quite kind through most of the year
     F
Vegetarian ways are now mine out of fear
      C
But a birthday needs sweets as I'm sure you'll agree
    G                           C
And barbequed wench tastes like candy to me
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[Verse 4]
      C
As it happens our interests are almost the same
        F
You see I'm really quite skillful at managing game
     C
If I ate all your men, would your excess decline?
   G                               C
Of course not, the rest would just make better time
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[Chorus]
    C
Yes virgins taste better than those who are not
       F
But my favorite snack food with peril is fraught
       C
For my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot
    G                         C
Yes virgins taste better than those who are not
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[Verse 5]
        C
Now the number of babies a woman can bear
      F
Has a limit and that's why my prunings done there
       C
And an ophans a sad sight so when I munch
    G                    C
I'm careful to take only virgins to lunch


[Chorus]
    C
Yes virgins taste better than those who are not
       F
But my favorite snack food with peril is fraught
       C
For my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot
    G                         C
Yes virgins taste better than those who are not


[Chorus]
    C
Yes virgins taste better than those who are not
       F
But my favorite snack food with peril is fraught
       C
For my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot
    G                         C
Yes virgins taste better than those who are not


[Otro]
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