Gotta Get Out Of Here

Typical people, I know you'll be there
Party tricks that I just can't bear
See you dressed in your nice new suit
Fall about 'cos your pissed as a newt
I've gotta get outta here (Why's that?)
Keep away, 'cos you're far too near
Come any closer and I'll put out your light
Ten minutes here's been a real long night
I think I've been here a 100 times before
In a horror nightmare I'm not quite sure
Each time it's always the fucking same
I get tied up with a drunken insane
When no-one's looking I'll slip through the door
Take a beer or two, maybe more
To a place that I know is good
The local pub in my neighbourhood