He Likes Them Airbrushed

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Tuning: E

Intro/Verse riff:
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B|-------------------------| 
G|-------------------------| 
D|-------------------------| 
A|-----------5-----------7-| 
E|-5-5-6-7-7---7-7-6-5-5---| 

Verse riff 4x:
Our Danny boy
He was a ladies man
Our Danny boy
Oh yes he had a plan
To find the perfect bird
And no he didn’t mind if he had to 
try a few along the way
Oh no he didn’t mind


Verse riff 4x:
He’d cruise around
The bars and clubs in town
He’d scout the birds
He’d look 'em up and down
He’d take his charm and then he’d 
switch it on
He knew which buttons he had to 
press it didn’t involve no web 
address


    B
She might look good yeah
    D
She might look nice
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          E                     G
She might have the perfect form
    B                      D      
But will you still want to squeeze
              E              G
 those cheeks when she’s 34?

Verse riff 2x

Verse riff 4x:
Extremely literate
you know in FHM
From nuts to loaded
He studies all of them
But he doesn’t go near no not the 
top shelf
Cause bringing classy birds back to 
his flat don’t wana see no filth


Verse riff 4x:
Like a young Michael Caine
Alfie’s the character
Or perhaps a bit more tough, like in
 “Get Carter”
He’ll pull the women in
And then he'll spit them out
Unless she’s got a chest
like Kelly Brook or Angelina’s pout

    B
She might look good yeah
    D
She might look nice
          E                   G
She might get inside your head
    B                      D      
But will she still be your 
        E                     G
Angelina Jolie when she farts in 
bed?


Verse riff + solo 4 x


         B
Now he’s found the perfect looking 
bird, They’ve moved in it’s 6 months
 on
              D
She’s got the body of a celebrity 
Lying by him in a thong
           B
Because He thought his plan was 
flawless he thought he’d had it 
figured out
          D
But after 6 months living with this 
chick she’s turned into a lout

            B                    
Because she snores she farts yeah 
     D
she burps then laughs
    E                            G
She leaves her toenail clippings in 
the bath
    E                           D 
And our Danny boy’s thoughts 
                  E                
confirm that she won’t even be his 
      G
other half

Outro riff:
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A|-----------5-----------7-------
E|-5-5-6-7-7---7-7-6-5-5---5-5-6-
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B|---------------------| 
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A|----5----------------| 
E|7-7---7-7-6-5-5-5-\--| 


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