Tuesday Afternoon

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[Verse 1]
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It started on a Tuesday afternoon.
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Josie was one of those easy girls 
who had wide eyes,
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and she was drawn in by the incense
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 at the Mission Room Bar.
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You know, once she got in the boys 
attacked her like a movie star.
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As soon as she got nervous she was 
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drinkin´ and smokin',
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like a lover caught chokin' on 
another man's bone.
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  But clicking her heels wouldn't
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 get her home,

she called me laughin' from a 
pay-phone.

[Chorus]
        Bm           A            
On this Tuesday afternoon, Josie 
   G                     Em7
got caught in the mission room
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where the men are crazy and the 
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women are too.
                     Em7         
Before you know it´s Wednesday in 
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the afternoon, in the afternoon.

[Verse 2]
            Bm          A     
Just before 2:15 in the morning 
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Josie was doin' the Hustle

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with a ruffneck named James.
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And they were bumpin' and grindin' 
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and grindin' and bumpin'.
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You know once you get there it's 
hard to stop the bass from pumpin'.
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As soon as she was willing,
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Jimmy's jeep was rollin', and her 
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lips were swollen

from the fat shit she was talkin'.
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  By 4 o'clock his waterbed was 
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broken,

She called me nervous from his 
cell-phone.

[Chorus]
        Bm           A            
On this Tuesday afternoon, Josie 
   G                     Em7
got caught in the mission room
          Bm                   
where the men are crazy and the 
 A             G
women are too.
                     Em7
Before you know it´s Wednesday.
        Bm           A            
On this Tuesday afternoon, Josie 
   G                     Em7
got caught in the mission room
          Bm                   
where the men are crazy and the 
 A             G
women are too.
                     Em7         
Before you know it´s Wednesday in 
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the afternoon, ah.

[Verse 3]
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It ended on a Wednesday afternoon.
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 Josie arrived at my appartment

with her mascara running down her 
cheeks.
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And she was crying like a baby, 
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saying: What a mistake!

I had to sit on my hands to keep 
them from slapping her face.
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'Cause as soon as I asked her if 
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she used protection,
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I saw Josie's complexion turn a 
shade of gray.
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chord
  Now what am I supposed to say? 
Just don't party on a weekday.

[Chorus]
        Bm           A            
On this Tuesday afternoon, Josie 
   G                     Em7
got caught in the mission room
          Bm                   
where the men are crazy and the 
 A             G
women are too.
                     Em7
Before you know it´s Wednesday.
        Bm           A            
On this Tuesday afternoon, Josie 
   G                     Em7
got caught in the mission room
          Bm                   
where the men are crazy and the 
 A             G
women are too.
                     Em7         
Before you know it´s Wednesday in 
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the afternoon, ah.
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