Kick Ass

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In the beginning
God created the heavens and the 
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earth
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Then he created the waters and the 
land
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And then he created man
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But man degenerated and descended
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Into the black hole of making bad 
music
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So a darkness fell all around
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Only he could know of the storm that
 was coming
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The hurricane that was brewing
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Yes, there was something wrong, 
something missing
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There was no rock music
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 So he sent an angel
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And out of the mist, that angel came
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He wore boots,   blue jeans
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And a baseball cap
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He had a big old smile like a 
welcome mat
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How cool is that?
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 Then all the world went silent and 
they looked up
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Because they wall wanted to hear 
what he had to say
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And after a moment's silence, he 
said


[Intro 2]
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Let there be guitar
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Drums
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Bass
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Piano
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Let there be a kickass, kickass 
rocking band
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Let's go
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Oh
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Oh, yeah
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Alright


[Verse 1]
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Well, if you're looking for some, 
turn the music on
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And let's light a real big fire
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If you wanna blast, let's kick some 
ass
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We'll raise the roof a little bit 
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higher
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If you need a rush, grab your 
favorite crush
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Gotta go against the grain
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If you're here for the show and 
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you're ready to go
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Let's ride this crazy train



[Chorus]
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If you like some kickass rocking 
music
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We're a kickass rocking band
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If you can't play a lick, just play 
anything
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Raise hell and clap your hands
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Spread the word, bring your friends
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The whole wide world is joining in
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If you love some kickass rocking 
music
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We're a kickass rocking band
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Oh yeah


[Verse 2]
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If you want the good back in the 
good times
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Get the grease back in your gears
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Come on, bang your drum and make 
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your guitar strum
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Put the buzz back in your beer
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If you want a real sure thing, let 
the singer sing
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Turn the tunes on up to ten
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If you had a long, hard day, you 
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need to get away
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It's time to rock and roll again


[Chorus]
                  C
If you like some kickass rocking 
music
         G
We're a kickass rocking band
               C
If you can't play a lick, just play 
anything
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Raise hell and clap your hands
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Spread the word, bring your friends
      C                  Am
The whole wide world is joining in
                  C
If you love some kickass rocking 
music
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We're a kickass rocking band
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Ah, that's right
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Kickass
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Oh, yeah
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 Oh, let's go


[Solo]
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[Bridge]
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Oh, if you like kickass rocking 
music
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Make some noise and clap your hands
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If you want some kickass rocking 
music
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We're a kickass rocking band, yeah


[Chorus]
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Kickass rocking music
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We're a kickass rocking band
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If you can't play a lick, just play 
anything
       G
Raise hell and clap your hands
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Spread the word, bring your friends
      C                  Am
The whole wide world is joining in
                  C
If you love some kickass rocking 
music
         D                    G
We're a kickass rocking band


[Otro]
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Oh, yeah
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 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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Everybody say
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Come on, spread the word
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Bring all your friends
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 Come on, join hands
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 And join a kickass rocking band