Wicked And Weird

Am   G   F   G


[Verse 1]
Am
Driving with a yellow dog, I-95
           G
He's got a smile on his face and big
 shiny eyes
F
Up at a decent hour, never ate yet
      G
Got a little Johnny Cash in the ol' 
tape deck
Am
Nothing in the trunk but some 
baseball gloves
  G
A pair of jumper cables and a set of
 golf clubs
F
Blanket on the back seat, we're in 
rough shape
    G
Sunroof held on with a bit of duct 
tape
Am
Looking for a gas station, better 
make a list
G
Fill'er up with regular, I need to 
take a piss
     F
Sexy girl air freshener, snacks and 
that pinwheel
G
Top up the fluids, clean the bugs 
off the windshield
Am
Not a care in the world, not a how 
and a why
G
No destination, not a cloud in the 
sky
F
Back on the road not a moment too 
soon
G
Dish ran away with some other spoon


[Chorus]
Am
Wicked and weird, I'm a road hog
            G
With an old dog singing slow songs, 
tryin'a hold on
F
Wicked and weird, I'm a rat fish
             G
Tryin'a practice doin' back flips on
 your mattress
Am
Wicked and weird, I'm a road hog
            G
With an old dog singing slow songs, 
tryin'a hold on
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F
Wicked and weird, I'm a rat fish
             G
Tryin'a practice doin' back flips on
 your mattress


[Verse 2]
Am
Hole in the muffler, ghosts on the 
shoulder
G
Cough drops, loose change in the 
beverage holder
   F
To roll down the window, you gotta 
use a wrench
G
Been thinking about brushing up on 
my French
      Am
Right there in the glove box, if you
 should look
            G
You'll find 40 parking tickets and a
 copy of the Good Book
F
Don't bother looking, you'll never 
find me
    G
I'm starting from scratch and 
leaving trouble behind me


[Chorus]
Am
Wicked and weird, I'm a road hog
            G
With an old dog singing slow songs, 
tryin'a hold on
F
Wicked and weird, I'm a rat fish
             G
Tryin'a practice doin' back flips on
 your mattress
Am
Wicked and weird, I'm a road hog
            G
With an old dog singing slow songs, 
tryin'a hold on
F
Wicked and weird, I'm a rat fish
             G
Tryin'a practice doin' back flips on
 your mattress


[Verse 3]
Am
Christ Almighty, there's a rattle in
 the wheel well
G
Dog fell asleep and man, I don't 
feel well
F
But all I need's a half decent 
breakfast
G
And I'll be back at it, dirty and 
reckless
Am
Five o'clock shadow, lips like 
mudflaps
G
Hands like eagle's talons, eyes like
 hub caps
    F
The further I get, I keep goin' 
faster
G
Whispers in the wind and cows in the
 pasture
  Am
I have no plans and nothin' to prove
 either
  G
I eat out of a bag and sleep in a 
movie theatre
    F
The highway's a story teller, I just
 write it down
G
Already been beaten, there's no way 
to fight it now
  Am
I just kick back and keep warm on 
the cold days
    G
And laugh cause it ain't like it was
 in the old days
  F
I figure when I make it to the 
Heavenly gates
           G
They'll be working on my car and 
playing '78's


[Chorus]
Am
Wicked and weird, I'm a road hog
            G
With an old dog singing slow songs, 
tryin'a hold on
F
Wicked and weird, I'm a rat fish
             G
Tryin'a practice doin' back flips on
 your mattress
Am
Wicked and weird, I'm a road hog
            G
With an old dog singing slow songs, 
tryin'a hold on
F
Wicked and weird, I'm a rat fish
             G
Tryin'a practice doin' back flips on
 your mattress