Pfft You Were Gone
Buck Owens
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G C The noises you made at our supperG table Your habits, my dear, were surelyD absurdG C But how many times do I have to tellG youD Soup is a dish to be seen and notG heard Chorus:G C G Where, where, are you tonight?D Why did you leave me here all alone?G I searched the world over,C G And thought I found true love. You met another andD G Phht! you were gone.G C Remember you phoned me a-sobbin'G and cryin' The dog bit your maw, and drug herD aroundG C You said she looked pale andG thought she was dyingD I said "Don't worry, I'll buy a newG hound." Chorus:G C G Where, where, are you tonight?D Why did you leave me here all alone?G I searched the world over,C G And thought I found true love. You met another andD G Phht! you were gone.G C I went to your house at three inG the morning. You had all them curlers and junk inD your hair.G You would not have scared me andC G I'd not have run so, If you had not looked like you'dD G wrestled a bear. Chorus:G C G Where, where, are you tonight?D Why did you leave me here all alone?G I searched the world over,C G And thought I found true love.Continues after the adYou met another andD G Phht! you were gone.G You took out your false teeth,C G your wig and your glasses. And you shoud've seen the look on myD faceG C I wanted to kiss you and hug youG so tightly.D I guess that I would have if I'dG found your face. Chorus:G C G Where, where, are you tonight?D Why did you leave me here all alone?G I searched the world over,C G And thought I found true love. You met another andD G Phht! you were gone.G I know that you loved me, here'sC G my way of knowing The proofs hanging out right thereD on the lineG C When I see the snow and feel theG wind blowingD Your nighties hugging them longG johns of mine Chorus:G C G Where, where, are you tonight?D Why did you leave me here all alone?G I searched the world over,C G And thought I found true love. You met another andD G Phht! you were gone.G C I told you, my darlin', youG looked like a gopher. Made you so mad, you haven't spokeD since.G C But tell me my darling if youG ain't got buck teeth.D How do you eat apples through a picket fence? Chorus:G C G Where, where, are you tonight?D Why did you leave me here all alone?G I searched the world over,C G And thought I found true love. You met another andD G Phht! you were gone.G C When I picked you up for our dateG last weekend. You looked so pretty in satin andD lace.G C But when I bent over and startedG to kiss you,D You popped a pimple all over my face! Chorus:G C G Where, where, are you tonight?D Why did you leave me here all alone?G I searched the world over,C G And thought I found true love. You met another andD G Phht! you were gone.G C Down here on the farm the weatherG gets messyD Laying around with nothin' to doG C When you went away, you took myG cow BessieD I miss her darling, more than I miss you Chorus:G C G Where, where, are you tonight?D Why did you leave me here all alone?G I searched the world over,C G And thought I found true love. You met another andD G Phht! you were gone.