E                        A         E
He was in Chicago lootin' stores at night
                          A     E
Britches hangin' off of his behind
                            A        E
But the day that he didn't loot no more
                                  A        E
Was the day he walked in Jimmy's Hardware Store

[Verse 2]
                            A    E
You see Jimmy did two tours in Iraq
                                       A       E
He closed the store but he slept there in the back
                                   A     E
So when a brick came through his window pane
                          A             E
Jimmy grabbed a two by four and then he sang

[Chorus]
      C#                          B          E                 A
It's time to get your ass kicked son your lootin' days are through
                         B               E                 A
'Cause I done fought Al-Qaeda, it won't be that tough with you
      F#                B                 E               A
He broke his nose and whooped him like a dog and made it last
     C#                B                    E
Singin' this is the day I whoopеd a looters ass

[Verse 3]
                                 A          E
Well the lootеr ran crying and called the cops
                           A        E
Jimmy laughed so hard he couldn't stop
                              A     E
He said let me know when they show up
                                 A            E
'Cause there's a long wait time for helpin' thugs

[Chorus]
      C#                          B          E                 A
It's time to get your ass kicked son your lootin' days are through
                         B               E                 A
'Cause I done fought Al-Qaeda, it won't be that tough with you
      F#                B                 E               A
He broke his nose and whooped him like a dog and made it last
     C#                B                    E
Singin' this is the day I whoopеd a looters ass

[Bridge]
   A                  B
The looter tried to call his friends
    E                  A
But no one would showed up
                       B
And to this day that hardware store's
  E                     A
Downtown and stays untouched

[Chorus]
      C#                          B          E                 A
It's time to get your ass kicked son your lootin' days are through
                         B               E                 A
'Cause I done fought Al-Qaeda, it won't be that tough with you
      F#                B                 E               A
He broke his nose and whooped him like a dog and made it last
     C#                B                    E
Singin' this is the day I whoopеd a looters ass

[Outro]
   E                        A         E
He was in Chicago lootin' stores at night
                          A     E
Britches hangin' off of his behind
                            A        E
But the day that he didn't loot no more
                                  A        E
Was the day he walked in Jimmy's Hardware Store