Looters At Jimmys Hardware Store

   E                        A     
He was in Chicago lootin' stores 
    E
at night
                          A     E
Britches hangin' off of his behind
                            A      
But the day that he didn't loot no 
  E
more
Was the day he walked in Jimmy's 
 A        E
Hardware Store

[Verse 2]
                            A    E
You see Jimmy did two tours in Iraq
He closed the store but he slept 
      A       E
there in the back
So when a brick came through his 
  A     E
window pane
                          A        
Jimmy grabbed a two by four and 
     E
then he sang

[Chorus]
      C#                          
It's time to get your ass kicked 
B          E                 A
son your lootin' days are through
                         B       
'Cause I done fought Al-Qaeda, it 
        E                 A
won't be that tough with you
      F#                B         
He broke his nose and whooped him 
        E               A
like a dog and made it last
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     C#                B          
Singin' this is the day I whoopеd 
          E
a looters ass

[Verse 3]
Well the lootеr ran crying and 
  A          E
called the cops
                           A     
Jimmy laughed so hard he couldn't 
   E
stop
                              A    
He said let me know when they show 
 E
up
                                 A 
'Cause there's a long wait time for
           E
 helpin' thugs

[Chorus]
      C#                          
It's time to get your ass kicked 
B          E                 A
son your lootin' days are through
                         B       
'Cause I done fought Al-Qaeda, it 
        E                 A
won't be that tough with you
      F#                B         
He broke his nose and whooped him 
        E               A
like a dog and made it last
     C#                B          
Singin' this is the day I whoopеd 
          E
a looters ass

[Bridge]
   A                  B
The looter tried to call his friends
    E                  A
But no one would showed up
                       B
And to this day that hardware 
store's
  E                     A
Downtown and stays untouched

[Chorus]
      C#                          
It's time to get your ass kicked 
B          E                 A
son your lootin' days are through
                         B       
'Cause I done fought Al-Qaeda, it 
        E                 A
won't be that tough with you
      F#                B         
He broke his nose and whooped him 
        E               A
like a dog and made it last
     C#                B          
Singin' this is the day I whoopеd 
          E
a looters ass

[Other]
   E                        A     
He was in Chicago lootin' stores 
    E
at night
                          A     E
Britches hangin' off of his behind
                            A      
But the day that he didn't loot no 
  E
more
Was the day he walked in Jimmy's 
 A        E
Hardware Store