Brown Eyed Handsome Man

E
Arrested on charges of unemployment

he was sitting in the witness stand.
The judge's wife called up the 
A
District Attorney
     B                    E
said free that brown eyed man..
E                            D   
You want your job you better free
                 E
 that brown eyed man.

E
Flying across the desert in a TWA

I saw a woman walking across the 
sand.
                              A
She been walkin' thirty miles en 
route to Bombay
           B                   E
to reach a brown eyed handsome man..
E                     D          
Her destination was a brown eyed 
         E
handsome man.

Continues after the ad
E
Way back in history three thousand 
years,

back ever since the world began.
There's been a whole lot of good 
      A
women shedding tears
      B                   E
for a brown eyed handsome man..
E                       D        
A lot of trouble..was a brown 
           E
eyed handsome man.

E
The beautiful daughter couldn't make
 up her mind

between a doctor and a lawyer man.
                               A
Her mother told her darling go out 
and find, yourself
  B                   E
a brown eyed handsome man..
E                            D   
That's what your daddy is..a 
                E
brown eyed handsome man.

E
Milo Venus was a beautiful lass,

she had the world in the palm of her
 hand.
But she lost both her arms in a 
A
wrestling match,
         B                   E
to win a brown eyed handsome man..
E                            D   
She fought and won herself a 
                E
brown eyed handsome man.

E
Well, two, three..the count, with 
nobody on,

he hit a high fly into the stand.
                      A
Rounding third he was headed for 
home,
         B                   E
it was a brown eyed handsome man..
E                           D    
That won the game..it was a brown
               E
 eyed handsome man.