D       G          A                 D
Boat drinks. Boys in the band ordered boat drinks.
G              A                   D
Visitors just scored on the home rink.
G           A           D
Everything seems to be wrong.


[Verse 2]
D          G      A               D
Lately, newspaper mentioned cheap airfare.
G           A            D
I've got to fly to Saint Somewhere.
G             A      D
I'm close to bodily harm.


[Chorus]
G              A           D
Twenty degrees and the hockey game's on.
G      A                   D
Nobody cares; they are way too far gone,
                         G
screamin' "Boat drinks," somethin'
    A            D
to keep them all warm.


[Verse 3]
D              G          A          D
This morning, I shot six holes in my freezer.
G         A          D
I think I got cabin fever.
G        A          D
Somebody sound the alarm.


[Bridge]
Fmaj7                     C
I'd like to go where the pace of life's slow.
          G                            C
Could you beam me somewhere, Mister Scott?
Fmaj7                       C
Any old place here on Earth or in space.
E           F#m7  E/G#    A       G
You pick the century and I'll pick the spot.


(Instrumental)


[Verse 4]
D      G            A           D
I know I should be leaving this climate.
G       A               D
I got a verse but can't rhyme it.
G       A             D
I gotta go where it's warm.


[Verse 5]
     D       G          A                 D
Boat drinks, waitress I need two more boat drinks.
       G          A               D
Then I'm headin' south 'fore my dream shrinks.
G       A             D
I gotta go where it's warm.

G       A             D
I gotta go where it's warm.
G       A             D N.C.
I gotta go where it's warm.


[Outro]
G        A            G         A
I gotta go where there ain't any snow,
            G           A
where there ain't any blow,
          G            A
'cause my fin sinks so low.
G        A            D D/A D
I gotta go where it's warm.