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He sips, He quips, dreams a lot about sailing ships 
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Wants to throw it all away, wants to have it back one day 
 
Love's fool, Sear's tools, wants to win that football pool 
spend it on some real good grass, disappear'n oh so fast 
 
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Tell my story pain and glory, guess my occupation 
Bm           F#m               E          A
free and easy, warm and breezy, overnight sensation  
 
I got house pets, lear jets, tryin' to learn about bassinettes 
oh Miss Piggy, dance with me, let me take you to the sea 
Dreamsicle, big Dill pickle, high school honeys sure were fickle 
I'll be damned country ham, takes me back to Alabam 
 
Solo 
 
D       G          A             D
He sips He quips dreams a lot about sailing ships 
G              D              A           D
I'll be damned country ham takes me back to alabam 
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I'll be damned country ham, takes me back to Alabama_______a