Pencil Thin Mustache

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[Verse 1]
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Now they make new movies in old black and white
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 With happy endings, where nobody fights
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So if you find yourself in that nostalgic rage
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Honey, jump right up and show your age


[Chorus]
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I wish I had a pencil thin moustache
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 The Boston Blackie kind
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A two toned Ricky Ricardo jacket
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And an autographed picture of Andy Devine
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I remember bein' buck-toothed and skinny
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Writin' fan letters to Sky's niece Penny
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Oh I wish I had a pencil thin moustache
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Then I could solve some mysteries too


[Bridge 1]
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Then it's Bandstand, Disneyland, growin' up fast
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Drinkin' on a fake I.D
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Yeah, and Rama of the jungle was everyone's Bawana
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But only jazz musicians were smokin' marijuana
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Yeah, I wish I had a pencil thin moustache
     E                  A         D
Then I could solve some mysteries too


[Interlude]
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[Bridge 2]
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Then it's flat top, dirty bob, coppin' a feel
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Grubbin' on the livin' room floor (so sore)
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Yeah, they send you off to college, try to gain a little knowledge
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But all you want to do is learn how to score


[Verse 2]
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Yeah, but now I'm gettin' old, don't wear underwear
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I don't go to church and I don't cut my hair
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But I can go to movies and see it all there
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Just the way that it used to be


[Chorus]
  D            F#7         B7
I wish I had a pencil thin moustache
E           A       D
 The Boston Blackie kind
  D         F#7     B7
A two toned Ricky Ricardo jacket
       E                      A
And an autographed picture of Andy Devine
    D
Oh, I could be anyone I wanted to be
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Maybe suave Errol Flynn or the Sheik of Araby
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If I only had a pencil thin moustache
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Then I could do some cruisin' too


[Tag]
      D
Yeah, Bryl-cream, a little dab'll do yah
    E               A        D
Oh, I could do some cruisin' too