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Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night.
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Somebody nearly cut me right off the road.
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I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad.
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So I wrote a song about him instead.

It goes like this...

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Were you born an asshole?
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Or did you work at it your whole life?
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Either way it worked out fine
G                           D
'cause you're an asshole tonight.

D
Yes you're an A S S H O L E...
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And don't you try to blame it on me.
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You deserve all the credit.
G                    D
You're an asshole tonight.

D
You were an asshole yesterday.
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You're an asshole tonight.
A
And I've got a feelin'
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you'll be an asshole the rest of your life.

D
And I was talkin' to your mother
G
just the other night.
A
I told her I thought you were an asshole.
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She said, "Yes. I think you're right."

D
And all your friends are assholes
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'cause you've known them your whole life.
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And somebody told me
G                           D
you've got an asshole for a wife.

D
Were you born an asshole?
G
Or did you work at it your whole life?
A
Either way it worked out fine
G                          A7    D
'cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight.