Toddler With A Slingshot Hell Yep

G F
    C                       G     
You pay me to exaggerate, I think 
           F
I've done enough
           C                       
of turning bummers into heartaches 
    G            F
and crushes into love
    C                             
Sometimes our lives are mild, our 
G             F
stories: just okay
     C                            
I'll set your expectations in the 
G             F          C
middle when I say: "Hell yep"
G F         C
     A hell yep

G F
    C
And knock me down a peg
       G                   F
when I wanna be a big shot
           G
I'm just a toddler

with a slingshot

C  G F

C

G     F
For example:
      C                           
I got cornered by a salesman at a 
G              F
farmers market booth
        C                        
selling cheap ceramic bowls meant 
     G                 F
for dogs to eat their food
  C                       G    
I haggle like a master, I showed 
             F
them how I do
  C                      G        
I didn't want one, but I got a 
      F
deal for two
     C    G
Hell yep
        F      C      G
I don't have a regret
     F
Or a dog

C
Knock me down a peg
       G              F
when I wanna be a big shot
           G                   F
I'm just a toddler with a slingshot


Don't have the strength
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G
Don't have the aim
    C                              
I'm building up my motor skills and
 Am
 everything's a game
F                     G
You say I'm harmless (you're 
probably right)
    C                              
But nothing is more trouble than a 
Am
toddler going quiet
        F                    G    
Keep an eye on me, keep your eye, 
                 C
keep your eye on me

G F C G F

        C                          
... and knock me down a peg when I 
G                   F
wanna be a big shot
           G
I'm just a toddler with a slingshot

C G F C G F

  C
I asked for half your candy bar
    G                F
you raised it in the air
    C
and split it down the middle
       G              F
made a perfect little pair
    C
You smiled like a sweetheart
   G             F
my hand extended out
    C
You winked at me and popped
            G              F
both of the pieces in your mouth

     C
Hell nope


G    F            C        G   
That one's a hell nope… no 
         F
mercy with a Hershey ‘fore she

C
Knocked me down a peg
       G              F
when I wanna be a big shot
           G                   F
I'm just a toddler with a slingshot


Don't have the strength
G
Don't have the aim
    C                              
I'm building my-my-motor skills and
 Am
 everything's a game
F                     G
You say I'm harmless (so did 
Goliath)
    C                              
But nothing is more trouble than a 
Am
toddler going quiet
        F                    G
Keep an eye on me, keep your eye, 
keep your eye
    Am    G  F
and watch me well
        G              C
or I'll raise a little hell

G F        C
... a hell yep

G F

     C
They asked me for a catch phrase
  G             F
I didn't miss a step
         C
If their story's kind of boring
        G               F
you can tell 'em: "Hell Yep," Hell 
Yep!

C
Knock me down a peg
       G                   Am
when I wanna be a big shot
           F                       
and I will kick it up the next 
   G
notch

    Am             G
And if I work, put in the labor,
F                     G
blood, sweat, call in every favor
Am              G
Eat my veggies, say my prayers,
F              C    G
push myself to be a danger…


              F              G
... I'll be a preteen with a Taser