Call Me Mr In Between

C        F
Well I'm too old for girls and I'm 
too young for women

     C
I've looked all around and my hopes 
are a-dimming

  G7
I feel like a fish not allowed any 
swimming

                     C
And it makes a fella mean


   F
To feel he's a part of the Lost 
Generation

  C
I feel like a choo-choo that can't 
find the station

  G7
I work like a dog with no recreation

                    C
They call me Mr. In-Between


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      F
Got a hotrod Chevy with a twin 
carburetor

    C
And I know a gal that's a real sharp
 tomater

    G7
And she's got a Daddy with a Caddy 
that'll date 'er

               C
You see what I mean


      F
Those sweet little things just set 
me a-drooling

    C
I'm too big for sodas and I'm too 
old for schooling

G7
Too young for loving but I'm too old
 for fooling

                    C
They call me Mr. In-Between


  F
I feel like a sailboat kept in a 
bottle

  C
I feel like an engineer that can't 
find the throttle

    G7
I'm too small to walk but I'm too 
big to toddle

                      C
And Lordy I'm turning green


   F
To see all the men making time with 
the ladies

    C
The high school kids at the show 
with their babies

      G7
While I run around like a dog with 
the rabies

                    C
They call me Mr. In-Between