The Whale

G          C
In San Francisco town there lived a 
whale
F
She ate pork chops by the pail
C                       Am
By the pill-box, by the suitcase,
G                      C
By the bathtub, by the schooner

G   C
Her name is Sara and she's a peach
F
But you can't leave food within her 
reach
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C                    Am
Nor nurse-maids, nor Airedales,
    G                   C
Nor chocolate ice cream sodas.

G   C
She eats a lot but when she smiles
F
You can see her teeth for miles and 
miles,
C                         Am
And her adenoids, and her spare 
ribs,
    G                    C
And things too fierce to mention.

G  C
So what can you do in a case like 
that?
F
What can you do except sit on your 
hat,
C                         Am
Or your toothbrush, or your 
grandmother,
   G                    C
Or anything else that's helpless.