Least Favorite Rapper

Busdriver:
Uh oh

Nocando:
I don't need no popper stoppers,
cause the money in the pop.
Busdriver, Nocando.

Busdriver:
Wait hold on though

Nocando:
Project blowed

Busdriver:
Don't say my name though

Nocando:
Poppin P's profusely

Busdriver:
I don't want anybody to know I'm on this song

Nocando:
These sneaker geek emcees to me are so Broke Back
So fuck sexy in '09 I'm bringing broke back

Busdriver:
Your favorite rapper's brawny
Wearing a French braided hair shirt
My bank account be scrawny
Since I was a 10th grader square twerp

Nocando:
Your favorite rapper is extravagant
Aside from his pompous name
He's like a nursery with more cribs than John McCain

Busdriver:
Your favorite dude champions every Chicago city slum
From his condominium
While brandishing his implausible mini-gun

Nocando:
He sells more drugs than the FDA
He's ready for war like FDR
I believe him whole-heartedly
Because he keeps saying it in every bar

Busdriver:
Your favorite guy said that he shot niggas
On the grass lawn in his rap song
But he's sweeter than baked goods
When he claims his hood as Capcom

Nocando:
Your favorite rapper's got Alzheimer's
Repeats himself like an old timer
He works harder than a coal miner
When it comes to picking ghostwriters

Busdriver:
And me, I'm your least favorite
With a haircut like a pineapple
Wearing khakis torn singing hi-soprano
Loading candy corn like it's live ammo

Nocando:
What's wrong with you?

Busdriver:
Oh, Oh! I'm your least favorite rapper
My records only get released in Anchorage, Alaska

Nocando:
What's wrong with you?

Busdriver:
Oh, Oh! I'm your least favorite rapper
Rummaging through debris of screenplays and actors

Nocando:
What the fuck is wrong with you?

Busdriver:
Oh, Oh! I can't lease space ships from NASA
Because I'm your least favorite rapper

Nocando:
What's wrong with you?

Busdriver:
I am your least favorite
I am your least favorite
I am your least favorite

Nocando:
I am your least favorite rapper
my release date is after
the D-Day disaster
I need to get cheesecake for master

Busdriver:
I am your least favorite Flavor Flav impersonator
Pissing on the circuit breaker

Nocando:
While the strippers to the percolator

Busdriver:
I will be spell-checking some blurb in the paper

Nocando:
Read by the type of hipster
That don't like me yelling all kinds of niggas
While I'm vibing with you like Micheal Richards
Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga

Busdriver:
Still unliked because my leading single's about
Laser beams and force fields
And my hoopie's not full of groupies
Just Mavaline and orange peels
But I'll serve niggas at the Pizza hut

Nocando:
In a suburban kids say I'm not street
But compared to them I'm street as fuck

Busdriver:
I will put USB in their tween cunts

Nocando:
When it comes to this nerd rap
It seems like the black thing's a problem
You know what I Idi A-mean
I feel like the last king of Scotland

Busdriver:
So my job has me cultivating all the white guilt
Dipping Polaroids in rice milk
Smacking Souja Boy wearing corduroys
And an iced grill

Nocando:
The new rap fans listen to 'Ye
Start sniffing the yay pretending they're gay
Put a switch in their hips with a feminine sway
Just to convince the women to stay

Busdriver:
Selling out like it was Christmas Day
And give everyone an admission to pay
For a tit in the face

Nocando:
I was beginning to say
What came first the chicken or egg
The twist in the fray, dissident fan that listens today
Dissipates visits and strays
What the fuck
Did our whole sense of business decay

Busdriver:
We underused all the parlor tricks
Instead of talking about art and shit
I should have put my hardened dick
On the hind quarters of Time Warner

Nocando:
It's over!
That fool just served Time Warner,
fools are sniffin' yay,
that fool had tits at your Christmas party!
Shout out to Forest Whitaker, Idi Amin!
Yeah, Yeah!

Nocando:
What's wrong with you?

Busdriver:
Oh, Oh! I'm your least favorite rapper
My records only get released in Anchorage, Alaska

Nocando:
What's wrong with you?

Busdriver:
I'm your least favorite rapper
Rummaging through debris of screenplays and actors

Nocando:
What the fuck is wrong with you?

Busdriver:
Oh, Oh! I can't lease space ships from NASA
Because I'm your least favorite rapper

Nocando:
What's wrong with you?

Busdriver:
I am your least favorite
I am your least favorite
I am your least favorite