G                                Em
A police car and a screaming siren,
G                                      Em
A pneumatic drill and ripped up concrete,
G                                      Em
A baby waiting and stray dog howling,
G                                             Em
The screech of brakes and lamplights' blinking,
C           Am                G
That's entertainment.

G         Em

G                                     Em
A smash of glass and the rumble of boots, 
G                                     Em
An electric train and a ripped up 'phone booth,
G                                              Em
Paint splattered walls and the cry of a tomcat,
G                                      Em
Lights going out and a kick in the balls,
C          Am                  G
That's entertainment.

G          Em
Days of speed and slow time Mondays,
G                                           Em
Pissing down with rain on a boring Wednesday,
G                                      Em
Watching the news and not eating your tea,
G                                       Em
A freezing cold flat and damp on the walls,
C         Am                  G
That's entertainment.

G                                   Em
Waking up at 6 a.m. on a cool warm morning,
G                                           Em
Opening the windows and breathing inpetrol,
G                                    Em
An amateur band rehearsing in a nearby yard,
G                                    Em
Watching the telly and thinking about your holidays,
C           Am               G
That's entertainment.

G                                                        Em
Waking up from bad dreams and smelling of cigarettes,
G                                            Em
Cuddling a warm girl and smelling stale perfume,
G                                        Em
A hot summers' day and sticky black tarmac,
G                                                   Em
Feeding ducks in the park and wishing you were faraway,
C           Am                G
That's entertainment.

G                                                  Em
Two lovers kissing amongst the scream of midnight,
G                                   Em
Two lovers missing the tranquillity of solitude,
G                            Em
Getting a cab and travelling on buses,
G                                         Em
Reading the graffiti about slashed seat affairs,
C         Am                 G
That's entertainment.