Intro:
C A# C C#

Verse 1:
C                      A#   C C#
  Well I know it's the night
            C                                A# C C#
but have you gotta beat the daylights out of me
C                           A#     C C#
  I'm getting so god-damned bruised
     F                  G
I'll soon, I'll soon be softer than a stoned cherry
C A# C C#

Verse 2:
C                       A#           C   C#
   And when you let your flesh creep over me
C                              A#    C   C#
  you know I don't know what's come over me
C                             A#    C   C#    
  something about the way you drool and kiss
      F           G                      C   A# C C#
makes love, makes love seem nothing like this

Chorus:
F
  You tear me up
    G
you grab what's mine
G#
  you tear me up
      G
every single time
G#             A#
   you tear me up
G
what a hideous crime
G#             A#
   you tear me up
                C    C# D D#
you're a bloody swine

Verse 3:
C                       A#     C C#
  All this slurping and sucking
C                                 A#   C C#
  you know it's putting me off my food
C                       A#   C C#
  you're noisier than a motorway
          F                           G              C   A# C C#         
you're about two times - you're about three times as rude

Verse 4:
C                       A#      C C#
  You know you got such big eyes
C                      A#   C C#
  they make me feel so small
C                      A#      C C#
  my heart is only one mouthful
    F          G               C  A# C C#
but you - yeah you can have it all

CHORUS

Middle 8:
C#        A#                 C 
  And you know you're just as hard as a pavement
C#          A#         C      
  and I just don't know where my passion went
C#               A#            C
  you think that maybe I should walk on you
             C#               D#            F
you'd make a first class anesthetic - I'll say that for you