Honky Tonk Dancing Machine

C

[Verse 1]
        C
I could tell she was a hot rod when 
she walked in all alone
       F
Made a pit stop at the front bar, in
 a puff of smoke was gone
  G
I followed her smell of perfume, 
cause she was too far out of sight
C                         F      
Tried to catch up but the girl 
              G              C
was running one hell of a race 
tonight

[Chorus]
        C
She's a real low maintenance, 
country music beat driven,
           Bb      G
Honky-tonk dancin' machine,
G                                 
All it takes to keep her tuned up 
             Bb       C
is boots and Wrangler jeans,
    C                              
She scoots about fifty times around
                       Bb     F
 the floor on one shot of Jim Beam
        G
She's a real low maintenance, 
country music beat driven,
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                   C
honky-tonk dancin' machine

[Verse 2]
C
There's a guy on every corner, 
watching her make the bend
F
Hoping he'll be the next one to take
 her for a spin
G
She's not the kind that can be hot 
wired with money or romance
      C        F             G   
Got a body for pleasure, but all 
                   C
she wants to do is dance

[Chorus]
        C
She's a real low maintenance, 
country music beat driven,
           Bb      G
Honky-tonk dancin' machine,
G                                 
All it takes to keep her tuned up 
             Bb       C
is boots and Wrangler jeans,
    C                              
She scoots about fifty times around
                       Bb     F
 the floor on one shot of Jim Beam
        G
She's a real low maintenance, 
country music beat driven,
                   C
honky-tonk dancin' machine

[Instrumental]
C Bb G G Bb C C Bb F G C

[Other]
    C                              
She scoots about fifty times around
                       Bb     F
 the floor on one shot of Jim Beam
        G
She's a real low maintenance, 
country music beat driven,
                   C
honky-tonk dancin' machine
       G
She's a real low maintenance, 
country music beat driven,
                   C       F  G  C
honky-tonk dancin' machine