The Truth About Men

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We don't like to go out shopping 
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We don't care what's on sale
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We just want to sit with a bag 
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full of chips and watch the N.F.L.
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When you come over at half time and
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 say does this dress fit too tight
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We look you in the eye with a big
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 fat lie and say uh uh looks just 
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right
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Well that's the truth men  Yeah 
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that's the truth about us
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We like to hunt and golf on our 
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days off Scratch and spit and cuss
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And no matter what line we hand ya
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 When we come draggin in
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We ain't wrong We ain't sorry and 
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it's probably gonna happen a-gain
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We hate watching Steel Magnolias We
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 like Rambo and Die Hard Four
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Jump up and down like fools when we
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 see the new tools
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at the Home Depot Store
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We don't really want to take you to
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 dinner at some fancy restaur-ant
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The only reason we do is cause we 
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know it leads to
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the one thing that we all want
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Well that's the truth about men 
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Yeah that's the truth about guys
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We'd rather pick guitars and work on
 cars
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Then to work on the problems in our 
lives
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And though we might said it to you
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 every now and then
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We ain't wrong We ain't sorry and 
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it's probably gonna happen a-gain
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If you really want to know what 
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we're all thinking
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It's nothing too com-plex
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It's just something cold for 
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drinking and whole lot of s.e.
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Yes that's the truth about truth 
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men Well that's the truth about us
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We like to hunt and golf and  drive 
around lost
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Scratch and spit and a whole lot of 
other disgusting stuff
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And no matter what line we give 
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you When we come crawling in
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We ain't wrong We ain't sorry and 
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it's probably gonna happen a-gain
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We ain't wrong We ain't sorry and 
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it's probably gonna happen
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Sure it's gonna happen You know 
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it's again
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That's the truth about men

"yeah" "no it's not" "You know it 
son" "Tell 'em how it is"