Between Lust And Watching Tv

G
The life that I'm seeking
                             D7
Is not in this bar where I'm sitting
But it sure ain't at home
Where the one that I'm married to is
 G
 knitting
Happiness may not be here drinking 
beer
                    C
Feeling it go to my head
But it ain't back at home where 
      G
she's putting in curlers
    D7                       G
And rollers and dressing for bed
What I'm looking for ain't
The blonde in the corner who's 
D7
winking
But it sure ain't my wife
Who's devoted her life to dumb 
G
thinking
Happiness surely still lives in this
 world
                               C
And somewhere it's waiting for me
                               G
And I know that it must be somewhere
                 D7          
Between lust and sitting home 
          G
watching TV

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C
Somewhere between Playboy magazine
    G
And next Tuesday night's PTA
C
Somewhere between a honky tonk queen
    G                    D7
And what all the dog did today

G
If a wife and a lover could be one 
and the same
       C                          G
What a beautiful world this would be
    C                     G
And there would be us somewhere 
between lust
    D7                    G
And sitting home watching TV
My wife's a good cook
                              D7
But a man can't exist just on bread
But what I'm hungry for
Is the one thing that I ain't being 
G
fed
I haven't been shopping but there's 
lots of bargains
                              C
Walking through town tempting me
                           G
And a body could rust on a diet of 
lust
    D7                    G
And sitting home watching TV

C
Somewhere between Playboy magazine
    G
And next Tuesday night's PTA
C
Somewhere between a honky tonk queen
    G                    D7
And what all the dog did today

G
If a wife and a lover could be one 
and the same
       C                          G
What a beautiful world this would be
    C                     G
And there would be us somewhere 
between lust
    D7                    G
And sitting home watching TV