Not Killin' It Today

F#m                  E
Accidentally made a joke that killed
 your boner
      B
And I woke up so hungover
       D                   E
And I didn’t even drink so much last
 night
     F#m                       
And I hurt your feelings on the 
  E
phone ‘cause I’m pmsing
          B
And you sent the sweetest message
      D                   E    
I forgot to reply and I couldn't 
                 D
even tell you why

                E                  
Most days I’m hilarious, confident,
                  F#m
 and I don’t get jealous
   B                 F#m
And I'm sexy and I'm fun
D                E               
Most days I'm affectionate and I 
                  F#m
love you like I invented it
   B                  F#m   B
I'm not usually this dumb, but

   A                     C#
I’m just not killin’ it today
                    F#m
No, today is not my day
              D
Hahaha gotta laugh
                           A
Someone please, give me a break
                    C#             
It’s written on my face, I wanna 
               F#m
cry and eat some cake
                    D           
Try again tomorrow babe, I'm not 
              A
killing it today
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            C#                  F#m
No no no no no, no no no no no no
       D
No no, no
                     A   F#m
I'm not killin' it today

F#m              E
Accidentally I sneezed and peed 
little
        B
Looked in the mirror and my eyes 
jiggled
         D                       
And it helps when you tell me I'm 
   E                   D
perfect but not this time
                E                  
Most days I’m hilarious, confident,
                   F#m
 and I don’t get jealous
   B                 F#m
And I'm sexy and I'm fun
D                  E             
Most days I'm affectionate and I 
                  F#m
love you like I invented it
   B                 F#m    B
I'm not usually this dumb, but

   A                     C#
I’m just not killin’ it today
                    F#m
No, today is not my day
               D
Hahaha gotta laugh
                            A
Someone please, give me a break
                     C#            
It’s written on my face, I wanna 
               F#m
cry and eat some cake
                    D           
Try again tomorrow babe, I'm not 
              A
killing it today
            C#                 F#m
No no no no no, no no no no no no
       D
No no, no
                     A
I'm not killin' it today
                         C#
I’m just not killin’ it today
                    F#m
No, today is not my day
              D
Hahaha gotta laugh
       A
Someone please, give me a break
                    C#             
It’s written on my face, I wanna 
                F#m
cry and eat some cake
                    D           
Try again tomorrow babe, I'm not 
              A
killing it today
            C#                 F#m
No no no no no, no no no no no no
       D
No no, no
                     A
I'm not killin' it today
            C#                 F#m
No no no no no, no no no no no no
       D
No no, no
                     A
I'm not killin' it today