Axe Murderer Song
Camper Van Beethoven
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Continues after the ad
Key:
Asus2 Asus2 Asus2 Asus2 [Verse 1]D G Em Why do lovers park down desertedAsus2 Asus2 Asus2 lanes?D G Em near haunted houses or homes forAsus2 Asus2 the insane?Em Asus2 D Like a deformed son who wasG Gsus2 G locked in a shedEm Asus2 D Later escaped when he choppedG Gsus2 G Gsus2 off their heads [repeat Intro]Asus2 Asus2 Asus2 Asus2 [Verse 2]D G Em Asus2 Why do axe murderers only attackAsus2 Asus2Continues after the adD G when you're partially nude orEm Asus2 Asus2 you're taking a bath?Em Asus2 D Though there are times I feelG Gsus2 G softer than mostEm A D Somedays like yogurt and someG Gsus2 G Gsus2 days like toast [Verse 3]D G Em Sorority girls and fraternityAsus2 Asus2 Asus2 boysD G Em Always deflowered - they're richAsus2 Asus2 and they're spoiledEm Asus2 So we never feel bad when AuntD G Gsus2 G Betty, who's deadEm Asus2 D surprises them lying on herG Gsus2 G Gsus2 wedding bed [Verse 4]D G Em When we're making love now, IAsus2 Asus2 Asus2 feel so exposedD G Em Might you impale me or turn intoAsus2 Asus2 thoseEm A D creatures that feed on the fleshG Gsus2 G of the livingEm Asus2 D They hide in the corn betweenG Gsus2 G Gsus2 June and Thanksgiving [Other]Em A D Bm Why do axe murderers onlyGm Gm Gm Gm attack when we're making love...Em A D Bm Why do axe murderers onlyGm Gm Gm attack when we're partially nude orGm takingD a bath?