Why Cant I Be Snowing

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[Verse 1]
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 I listened to Pump Fake 3000 
times...
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  And now we're grown ups...
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  Two, three, four...


[Verse 2]

Continues after the ad
This part is based off the acoustic 
version, if you want to play it as 
the original just strum once.

(Repeat as many times as necessary)
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Fuck this, fuck everything no one 
even cares...
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  The best lines I ever wroteeeee...
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   Syllables, Syllables...
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Now we're awaken, staring...
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   WHY CAN'T I BE SNOWING? WHY CAN'T
 YOU FUCKING LOVE ME?
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   'CAUSE I LOVE YOU, BUT I GUESS 
I'M A SHITTY PERSON


[Other]
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