Not So Smart Phone

That band got everybody to dance
I don't think I've ever seen a better show
I found you standing at the back of the room
You were looking at your phone

No one knew why you said what you said
But I guess that we should have known
We thought that you were talking to us but
You were looking at your phone

I was surprised when you didn't laugh
I don't think I've ever told a better joke
I thought you must have fallen asleep but
You were looking at your phone

I woke up with a sense of despair
I went to you house to see if you were there
I told you I was down and that I felt so alone but
You were looking at your phone

We went to see the northern lights
And while they shimmered and shone
You were having a hundred person face book fight
You were looking at your phone

I saw a guy on the side of the road
Dressed like death
In long black robes
I ask you if we should give him a ride you said "sure"
You were looking at your phone

The full moon started to crack
It looked like it was ready to explode
I said:
"I think this might be the end of the world"
You said "uh huh"
You were looking at your phone

I told you that I don't love you anymore
And maybe I'd be better off on my own
I ask if you would be okay
You just shrugged
You were looking at your phone

You were looking at your phone
You were looking at your phone
You were looking at your phone