Anything I Cant Eat

 E
Pick the paper plates up off the 
floor
 G                  B
Hide the hand and feet inside the 
shed
  E
Leave the chipping axe outside the 
door
  G              B
Invite home and ask no-one instead

E  B  G  B  x2

 E
Up and makes me jump on to my feet
 G              B
And not do anything I can't eat
 E
And all the two things that I put 
first
 G              B
And all at the same time - oh 
Christ...

 D            A          E       
Nice looking girl and a nice 
      B
looking place
       C            F         A# 
And I hear they've got some 
         G#
little ones there
  C#      F#
Asleep upstairs
        D         A           E  
Mind if I take a peek at the nice
          B
 looking girl
         C             F
And the nice looking place
       A#          G#        C#  
And I hear they've got some 
        F#
little ones there
  A       C
Asleep upstairs
        G         C
Mind if I take a peek
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       G       C         Eb       
And I won't disturb them even when
 Dm         G
 I start to cry

E  B  G  B  x2
E  G  B     x4

 D            A            E     
Cats and the rats and the mice 
         B
chase the dogs
         C              F         
Eat the pigs chase the cats eat 
   A#
the mice
          G#               C#     
Eat the bricks chase the house 
        F#
house the mouse
           D            A         
Chase the cats and the rats and 
   E
the mice
           B            C         
Chase the dogs eat the pigs chase 
     F
the cats
         A#            G#         
Eat the mice eat the bricks chase 
     C#
the house
            F#             A      
House the mouse chase the cats and
      C
 the rats
         G            C         
And the mice eat the dogs eat the 
   G
pigs
           C           Eb         
Chase the cats and the mice eat 
  Dm
the bricks
          G
And the house...

E   F#  G   A
A#  G#  F#  G#
A   B   A#  G#
F#  G#
A

STOP! Aaaaannnd...

E  B  G  B  x2

 D            A            E     
Cats and the rats and the mice 
         B
chase the dogs
         C              F         
Eat the pigs chase the cats eat 
   A#
the mice
          G#               C#     
Eat the bricks chase the house 
        F#
house the mouse
           D            A         
Chase the cats and the rats and 
   E
the mice
           B            C         
Chase the dogs eat the pigs chase 
     F
the cats
         A#            G#         
Eat the mice eat the bricks chase 
     C#
the house
            F#             A      
House the mouse chase the cats and
      C
 the rats
         G            C         
And the mice eat the dogs eat the 
   G
pigs
           C           Eb         
Chase the cats and the mice eat 
  Dm
the bricks
          G
And the house...

E  B  G  B  x2



Chords used:
     E   B   G      D   A   C  
e||--------------------------------------------------------||
 F   A#  G#  C#  F#  Eb  Dm

B||--9---7---12-3---7---5---5---1---3---4---6---2---8---6--||
G||--9---8---12-4---7---6---5---2---3---5---6---3---8---7--||
D||--9---9---12-5---7---7---5---3---3---6---6---4---8---7--||
A||--7---9---10-5---5---7---3---3---1---6---4---4---6---5--||
E||--0---7------3-------5-------1-------4-------2----------||