Come Back Clammy Lammy

E D/E G/E A/E
E D/E G/E A/E
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[Verse 1]
E           D/E          G/E
Dead you barmy you make it to heaven
  A/E             E         D/E
Fancy drowning to death you barmy in
     G/E          A/E        E
Half a fathom see red rim barnacle
        D/E            G/E
Come back clammy he reek all lammy
A/E         E                  
He tear off all of his clothes and 
D/E
snap his hair
G/E            A/E           E   
Suffer he stink, he reek all lamb
  D/E G/E A/E

E D/E G/E


[Verse 2]
E            D/E           G/E
"Hi, 'tis me pal I come back clammy
     A/E         E         D/E
I reek all lammy of half a fath
        G/E          A/E      
Saw red rim barnacle make it to 
  E
heaven"
    D/E               G/E        A/E
Fancy drowning to death you lamb you
          E               D/E
Come back clammy you reek all lammy
   G/E        A/E            E   
Of half a fathom of stink and you
      D G A
 dead
E D G A


[Chorus]
E    D  G     A   E   D   G     A
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you
E    D    G      A   E    D   
Come back clammy you dead saw 
G    A
barnacle
E    D     G  A   E   D   G     A
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you


[Verse 3]
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    E                          D/E
All soldiers together in World War 
One
G/E                     A/E
Having a bit of a laugh on the Somme
   E                              
My friend says, "Where's my dirty 
D/E
bottom gone?"
G/E                    A/E
I says, "Blown of by a big bomb"
       E                           
And he says, "I thought there was a
          D/E
 bit of a stink pong"
    G/E                        A/E
All soldiers together in World War 
One
E                       D/E
Having a bit of a laugh on the Somme
   G/E                            
My friend says, "Where's my dirty 
A/E
bottom gone?"
E                      D/E
I says, "Blown of by a big bomb"
       G/E                         
And he says, "I thought there was a
          A/E
 bit of a stink pong"
    E                          D/E
All soldiers together in World War 
One
G/E                     A/E
Having a bit of a laugh on the Somme


[Chorus]
E    D  G     A   E   D   G     A
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you

(Since the rhythm in this section is
 so weird, I've tabbed the guitar 
part so that every
quarter note is followed by 2 dashes
 and every eighth note is followed 
by 1 dash.)

  C#      B        E        F#      
E|4--4--4-4-4-4--4|--4-4-4-4--4--
B|----------------|--------------
G|1--1--1-1-1-1--1|--1-1-1-1--1--
D|----------------|--------------
A|----------------|--------------
E|----------------|--------------
    C#       B         E       
E|4-4-| 4-4---------------|----------------| 
B|----|-----/9--9-9-9-9--| 9--9--9-9-9-9--9| 
G|1-1-| 1-1---------------|----------------| 
D|----|------------------|----------------|  
A|----|------------------|----------------|  
E|----|------------------|----------------|  


  C#       B        E             
E|-----------------|------------
B|--9--9-9-9-9--9--| 9--/14-14--
G|-----------------|------------
D|-----------------|------------
A|-----------------|------------
E|-----------------|------------
  F#       C#          B              
E|----------|------------------------|--------------------------|  
B|14--14--14-|14-14-14--14--14--14-14-|14-14--14--14-14-14-14-14-| 
G|----------|------------------------|--------------------------|  
D|----------|------------------------|--------------------------|  
A|----------|------------------------|--------------------------|  
E|----------|------------------------|--------------------------|  

[Verse 4]
E                 D/E
Dead and you make it up to heaven
G/E               A/E
Fancy starving to death you barnacle
   E             D/E      G/E    
In half a fathom of red rim 
    A/E
barnacle
E            D/E G/E      
Come back clammy you dead you 
         A/E
barnacle
                E                  
Tear of all his clothes and snap 
  D/E    G/E A/E
his hair

F Eb/F Ab/F Bb/F F Eb/F Ab/F Bb/F

E D G A E D G A

[Verse 5]
       C#       B          E
It was your idea to have a crazy 
party
F#                C#           B
With all your new pals to enjoy 
       E
a free feed
          F#        C#            
On your body and to make the birds
      B
 stop singing
      E                       F#
While they go pick your bones white 
as pale
C#            B           E     
All stench and stale to barter 
     F#
with a hammer and you


[Chorus]
E    D    G      A   E    D   
Come back clammy you dead saw 
G    A
barnacle
E    D  G     A   E   D   G     A
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you

F Eb/F Ab/F Bb/F F Eb/F Ab/F Bb/F

[Verse 6]
F#           E/F#           A/F#
"Hi, 'tis me pal I come back clammy
      B/F#       F#        E/F#
I reek all lammy in half a fathom
   A/F#                 B/F#
Of suffer and stink and clam and 
you"


[Chorus]
G    F    Bb     C   G    F   
Come back clammy you dead saw 
Bb   C
barnacle
G    F  Bb    C   G   F   Bb    C
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you
G    F   Bb   C   G    F  Bb    C
Dead saw barnacle make it to heaven
G    F    Bb     C   G   F   
Come back clammy you red rim barmy 
Bb    C
you
G    F    Bb     C   G    F   
Come back clammy you dead saw 
Bb   C
barnacle
G    F     Bb C   G   F   Bb 
Make it to heaven red rim barmy 
   C
you...