Divorce Me Cod

C                                 
I just bought me a great long 
       D7
ticket I'm gonna use it at 4 p m
    G7                             
So you can call your secret love 
   C
and break the news to him.
You talked your little romance but 
D7
on the strict Q T
           F                 C   
so if you want your freedom, 
A7     D7       G7  C  C7
p.d.q.   Divorce me C.O.D.

           F                  C
I won't be round, to hear you cry
           D7                G7
I'm Texas bound, and bye and bye.
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        C                       
You can reach me down in Dallas, 
  D7
general delivery
           F                 C   
so if you want your freedom, 
A7     D7       G7  C
p.d.q.   Divorce me C.O.D.

Theres gonna come a day gall, when 
 D7
you'll be feeling blue
        G7                         
You'll find you can't pay your 
          C
bills with a little 'ole I.O.U.
This dynamite you're messing with, 
D7
may be T.N.T.
           F                 C   
so if you want your freedom, 
A7     D7       G7  C  C7
p.d.q.   Divorce me C.O.D.

            F                  C
No need to fall, down on your knees
              D7         G7
Cause I know all, my A.B.C'S
   C                              
I aint no college professor, aint 
D7
got no P.H.D.
           F                 C   
so if you want your freedom, 
A7     D7       G7  C
p.d.q.   Divorce me C.O.D.