D
Hey, Joe! Where'd you find that pearly girly
Where'd you get that jolly dolly
                                    A
How'd you rate that dish I wish was mine
A
Hey, Joe! She's got skin that's creamy dreamy
Eyes that look so lovey dovey
                            D
Lips as red as cherry berry wine
[BRIDGE]
            G
Now listen, Joe, I ain't no heel
                     D              G
But ol' buddy let me tell you how I feel
She's a honey, she's a sugar pie
                                 A
I’m warnin' you I’m gonna try to steal her from you
D
Hey, Joe! Though we've been the best of friends
G
This is where our friendship ends
  A                            D
I gotta have that dolly for my own
[G  O]
D (6)   D   D   D
A   A
A (6)   A   A   A
D   D
[VERSE]
D
Hey, Joe! Come on let's be buddy duddies
Show me you're my palsie walsie
                                    A
Introduce that pretty ‘lil chick to me
A
Hey, Joe! Quit that waitin' hesitatin'
Let me at her, what's the matter
                              D
You're as slow as any Joe can be
[BRIDGE]
             G 
Now come on, Joe, let's make a deal
                         D             G 
Let me dance with her to see if she is real
She's the cutest girl I’ve ever seen
                                     A
I’ll tell you face-to-face I mean to steal her from you
D
Hey, Joe! Now we'll be friends until the end
G
This looks like the end, my friend
  A                            D
I gotta have that dolly for my own