The STD Song

When you're hanging with the girl
And she's looking nice
You think you'll wanna smooch her face
But what is the price?
AIDS
Herpes
Gonorrhea
Scabies and crabs
Think you want them down your pants?
No you raging

Now this shit has really hit
And I feel like James Dean
But don't let that distract from all these violent Stds
Hpv
Hiv
Spooky Vaginosis
Sinning with your naked bod is evil and atrocious

Time is a construct we all follow
Nothing is real, no one is here
We all die. Why do we cry?
I once fucked a man
I can't feel my hands
I can't, can't feel my hands!
Please!

AIDS
Herpes
Gonorrhea
Scabies and crabs
Think you want them down your pants?
No you raging [Bleep]
Hpv
Hiv
Spooky Vaginosis
Sinning with your naked bod is evil and atrocious