G                        Em7
What do you get when you fall in love,
  C                 C
a guy with a pin to burst your bubble.
Bm7                     E9
That's what you get for all your trouble,
Am7  D7                  C7    G
I'll never fall in love again,
C    D                  G        G
I'll never fall in love again.

[Verse 2]
G                        Em7
What do you get when you kiss a guy,
    C                   C
you get enough germs to catch pneumonia;
Bm7             E9
if you do he'll never phone you,
Am7  D7                  C7    G
I'll never fall in love again,
C    D                  G        N.C.
I'll never fall in love again.

[Chorus]
                      D11        Gmaj7
Don't tell me what is all about
       D11                     Gmaj7
'cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out;
Bm           Bmmaj7        Bm7
out of those chains, those chains that bind you,
A7              D
that is why I'm here to remind you.

[Verse 3]
G                        Em7
What do you get when you fall in love,
    C                   C
you get enough tears to fill an ocean;
Bm7                     E9
that's what you get for your devotion
Am7  D7                  C7    G
I'll never fall in love again,
C    D                  G        N.C.
I'll never fall in love again.

[Chorus]
                      D11        Gmaj7
Don't tell me what is all about
       D11                     Gmaj7
'cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out;
Bm           Bmmaj7        Bm7
out of those chains, those chains that bind you,
A7              D
that is why I'm here to remind you.

[Verse 4]
G                        Em7
What do you get when you fall in love
    C                 C
you only get lies and pain and sorrow;
Bm7                E9
so, for at least until tomorrow,
Am7  D7                  C7    G
I'll never fall in love again,
C    D                  G        N.C.
I'll never fall in love again.

[Chorus]
                      D11        Gmaj7
Don't tell me what is all about
       D11                     Gmaj7
'cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out;
Bm           Bmmaj7        Bm7
out of those chains, those chains that bind you,
A7              D
that is why I'm here to remind you.

[Interlude]
N.C.                N.C.
Here to remind you, here to remind you,
D11                 D11           N.C.
here to remind you.

[Instrumental]
G      C      G      C

[Verse 4] (Reprise)
G                        Em7
What do you get when you fall in love
    C                 C
you only get lies and pain and sorrow;
Bm7                E9
so, for at least until tomorrow,
Am7  D7                  C7    G
I'll never fall in love again,
C    D                  G
I'll never fall in love again.