How Not To Handle A Break Up

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It may not be the best idea to sit outside his flat
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Or chain yourself to his front door or steal his dear old cat
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He may have loved it more than you but there's no time for that
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And do not spend all day waiting for him on Facebook chat

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Do not burn the clothes and books that he left at your house
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And do not buy a wedding dress and say that you're his spouse
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And most of all you do not call him drunk at 3am
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Unless you just want proof why he broke up with you again

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And I know that it's hard
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Not to write his name on your Christmas cards

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But just remember years from now when your life's taken flight
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You proved him wrong that life moves on you're glad he's out of sight

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And he's just sat at home and life without you's pretty grim
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Well that is how you handle breaking up with twerps like him