A D It may not be the best idea to sit outside his flat A D Or chain yourself to his front door or steal his dear old cat A E D He may have loved it more than you but there's no time for that A E D A And do not spend all day waiting for him on Facebook chat A D Do not burn the clothes and books that he left at your house A D And do not buy a wedding dress and say that you're his spouse A E D And most of all you do not call him drunk at 3am A E D A Unless you just want proof why he broke up with you again A D And I know that it's hard A D Not to write his name on your Christmas cards A D But just remember years from now when your life's taken flight A D You proved him wrong that life moves on you're glad he's out of sight A E D And he's just sat at home and life without you's pretty grim A E D A Well that is how you handle breaking up with twerps like him