GCFC
Time to celebrate the season, haven't eaten all day
GCFC
My tummy is growling 'cause I've been saving up space
GCFC
I've got my place at the table, can't fit no more on my plate
GCFC
I've got my fork in my hand ready to stuff my face
GCFC
So bring on the turkey, potatoes, casserole dishes
GCFC
'Cause I ain't messing around with them buttoned up britches
GCFC
You got them skinny jeans on, girl, I feel sorry for you
GCFC
'Cause I just tried everything, and I'm going back for round two
[Chorus]
GCFC
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants)
GCFC
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy)
GCFC
Spandex and Lycra, you better work it for me
GCFC
'Cause I'm about to expand this band of elasticity
GCFC
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants)
GCFC
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy)
[Verse]
GCFC
Ask me where I got 'em, Amazon at my door
GCFC
And if I wear this pair out, I'm gonna buy me some more
GCFC
I got leftovers waiting in the fridge for repeating
GCFC
Give me a nap and an hour, you know they gonna get eaten
GCFC
So bring on the turkey, potatoes, casserole dishes
GCFC
'Cause I ain't messing around with them buttoned up britches
GCFC
Can't get my skinny jeans on, but don't feel sorry for me
GCFC
'Cause I just tried everything, and I'm going back for round three
[Chorus]
GCFC
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants)
GCFC
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy)
GCFC
Spandex and Lycra, you better work it for me
GCFC
'Cause I'm about to expand this band of elasticity
GCFC
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants)
GCFC
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy)
[Bridge]
G
Fruitcake, I'll try it
C
Ambrosia, I'll try it
FC
Aunt Bertha's 'nana pudding with a cherry on top
G
Cookies, I'll have some
C
Oh Gingerbread, leave no crumbs
FC
Guzzle down some egg nog, even though I'm 'bout to pop
[Chorus]
GCFC
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants)
GCFC
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy)
[Outro]
GCFC
So bring on the turkey, potatoes, casserole dishes
GCFC
'Cause I ain't messing around with them buttoned up britches
GCFC
And when you think that I'm done, and I'm laid out on the floor
GCFC
No no no don't let me fool ya, I got some room for some more
GCFC
With my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants)
GCFC
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy)
GCFC
Oh oh oh... my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants)
GCFC
Mmm I got my stretchy pants on ya'll (stretchy, stretchy)
N.C.
Santa ain't got nothing on me