Stretchy Pants

            G           C   
Time to celebrate the season, 
            F        C
haven't eaten all day
     G           C             
My tummy is growling 'cause I've 
        F        C
been saving up space
            G              C  
I've got my place at the table, 
                F        C
can't fit no more on my plate
            G           C         
I've got my fork in my hand ready 
      F        C
to stuff my face
    G           C         F      
So bring on the turkey, potatoes,
             C
 casserole dishes
                 G        C       
'Cause I ain't messing around with
      F        C
 them buttoned up britches
               G          C       
You got them skinny jeans on, 
          F        C
girl, I feel sorry for you
               G     C            
'Cause I just tried everything, 
              F             C
and I'm going back for round two


[Chorus]
            G           C     F  
I got my stretchy pants on 
      C
(stretchy pants)
            G           C
I got my stretchy pants on 
     F        C
(stretchy, stretchy)
G                       C      F
Spandex and Lycra, you better 
           C
work it for me
            G           C         
'Cause I'm about to expand this 
F       C
band of elasticity
            G           C     F  
I got my stretchy pants on 
      C
(stretchy pants)
            G           C
I got my stretchy pants on 
     F        C
(stretchy, stretchy)


[Verse]
 G              C         F      
Ask me where I got 'em, Amazon at
     C
 my door
          G         C          
And if I wear this pair out, I'm 
         F           C
gonna buy me some more
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       G           C         
I got leftovers waiting in the 
   F          C
fridge for repeating
            G           C         
Give me a nap and an hour, you 
      F        C
know they gonna get eaten
     G           C                
So bring on the turkey, potatoes, 
  F        C
casserole dishes
          G              C        
'Cause I ain't messing around with
       F            C
 them buttoned up britches
               G           C      
Can't get my skinny jeans on, but 
            F        C
don't feel sorry for me
               G         C        
'Cause I just tried everything, 
             F               C
and I'm going back for round three


[Chorus]
            G           C     F  
I got my stretchy pants on 
      C
(stretchy pants)
            G           C
I got my stretchy pants on 
     F        C
(stretchy, stretchy)
G                       C      F
Spandex and Lycra, you better 
           C
work it for me
            G           C         
'Cause I'm about to expand this 
F       C
band of elasticity
            G           C     F  
I got my stretchy pants on 
      C
(stretchy pants)
            G           C
I got my stretchy pants on 
     F        C
(stretchy, stretchy)


[Bridge]
G
Fruitcake, I'll try it
C
Ambrosia, I'll try it
F                                 
Aunt Bertha's 'nana pudding with a
            C
 cherry on top
G
Cookies, I'll have some
C
Oh Gingerbread, leave no crumbs
F                            
Guzzle down some egg nog, even 
                       C
though I'm 'bout to pop


[Chorus]
            G           C     F  
I got my stretchy pants on 
      C
(stretchy pants)
            G           C
I got my stretchy pants on 
     F        C
(stretchy, stretchy)


[Otro]
            G           C         
So bring on the turkey, potatoes, 
      F        C
casserole dishes
                G         C       
'Cause I ain't messing around with
        F          C
 them buttoned up britches
               G             C    
And when you think that I'm done, 
               F        C
and I'm laid out on the floor
          G           C           
No no no don't let me fool ya, I 
          F           C
got some room for some more
            G           C          
With my stretchy pants on (stretchy
F  C
 pants)
            G           C
I got my stretchy pants on 
          F  C
(stretchy, stretchy)
            G           C      
Oh oh oh... my stretchy pants on 
    F  C
(stretchy pants)
            G           C          
Mmm I got my stretchy pants on 
F  C
ya'll (stretchy, stretchy)
N.C.
Santa ain't got nothing on me