G C F C
Time to celebrate the season, haven't eaten all day
G C F C
My tummy is growling 'cause I've been saving up space
G C F C
I've got my place at the table, can't fit no more on my plate
G C F C
I've got my fork in my hand ready to stuff my face
G C F C
So bring on the turkey, potatoes, casserole dishes
G C F C
'Cause I ain't messing around with them buttoned up britches
G C F C
You got them skinny jeans on, girl, I feel sorry for you
G C F C
'Cause I just tried everything, and I'm going back for round two
[Chorus]
G C F C
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants)
G C F C
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy)
G C F C
Spandex and Lycra, you better work it for me
G C F C
'Cause I'm about to expand this band of elasticity
G C F C
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants)
G C F C
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy)
[Verse]
G C F C
Ask me where I got 'em, Amazon at my door
G C F C
And if I wear this pair out, I'm gonna buy me some more
G C F C
I got leftovers waiting in the fridge for repeating
G C F C
Give me a nap and an hour, you know they gonna get eaten
G C F C
So bring on the turkey, potatoes, casserole dishes
G C F C
'Cause I ain't messing around with them buttoned up britches
G C F C
Can't get my skinny jeans on, but don't feel sorry for me
G C F C
'Cause I just tried everything, and I'm going back for round three
[Chorus]
G C F C
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants)
G C F C
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy)
G C F C
Spandex and Lycra, you better work it for me
G C F C
'Cause I'm about to expand this band of elasticity
G C F C
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants)
G C F C
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy)
[Bridge]
G
Fruitcake, I'll try it
C
Ambrosia, I'll try it
F C
Aunt Bertha's 'nana pudding with a cherry on top
G
Cookies, I'll have some
C
Oh Gingerbread, leave no crumbs
F C
Guzzle down some egg nog, even though I'm 'bout to pop
[Chorus]
G C F C
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants)
G C F C
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy)
[Outro]
G C F C
So bring on the turkey, potatoes, casserole dishes
G C F C
'Cause I ain't messing around with them buttoned up britches
G C F C
And when you think that I'm done, and I'm laid out on the floor
G C F C
No no no don't let me fool ya, I got some room for some more
G C F C
With my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants)
G C F C
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy)
G C F C
Oh oh oh... my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants)
G C F C
Mmm I got my stretchy pants on ya'll (stretchy, stretchy)
N.C.
Santa ain't got nothing on me
