Loser

| G D | C D G |
               G                
It's better to lose on love than 
 D                 G
love a loser like me

[Verse 1]
                     C           
Deliver pizzas in my mom's car, I 
                     G
moonlight DJ at the booby bar
              D                  
I play a mean air guitar, Pantera 
         G
karaoke superstar
                           C       
I met my girlfriend on the 
                          G
internet, she's a model, drives a 
red Corvette
                      D          
I haven't seen her in person yet, 
                        G
but she sends me dirty picture texts

[Chorus]
       C                 D   
It's a crazy world and I can't 
             G
believe my luck
           C                    
I'm like a   blind squirrel that 
 D                    G
somehow finds a nut
          C              D        
They say,   easy come is   easy go
         G              D/F#     
 and the best things in life are 
Em
free
                 C              
I hope she can't   see that it's 
           G                 D    
better to lose on love than love a
             G
 loser like me

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| C | G | D | G |
| C | G | D | G |

[Verse 2]
She's half-Italian and she's 
C                                 
half-Chinese, we're needing money 
       G
at the Chuck E. Cheese
                      D         
Fifty tokens for some Skee ball, 
please, I'm raining tickets on them 
 G
double D's
                     C             
A little pizza and a moonlight 
                            G
swim, we're skinny dippin' on a 
lovers whim
I'm not the kind of guy to bag a 
D                             G
ten, I can't believe I get to meet 
the twins

[Chorus]
       C                 D   
It's a crazy world and I can't 
             G
believe my luck
           C                    
I'm like a   blind squirrel that 
 D                    G
somehow finds a nut
          C              D        
They say,   easy come is   easy go
         G              D/F#     
 and the best things in life are 
Em
free
                 C              
I hope she can't   see that it's 
           G                 D    
better to lose on love than love a
             G
 loser like me
                             D   
Yeah, it's better to lose on love 
                        G
than love a loser like me

[Instrumental]
| C | G | D | G |
| C | G | D | G |

                            C    
It's getting hot and heavy, I can 
                              G
tell, I took her straight to   the 
motel
                       D
And put my mullet in a ponytail ...

[Chorus]
       C                 D   
It's a crazy world and I can't 
             G
believe my luck
           C                    
I'm like a   blind squirrel that 
 D                    G
somehow finds a nut
          C              D        
They say,   easy come is   easy go
         G              D/F#     
 and the best things in life are 
Em
free
                 C              
I hope she can't   see that it's 
           G                 D    
better to lose on love than love a
             G
 loser like me
Yeah, it's better to lose on love 
     D
than love a loser like ...

[Coda]
                           G
She loves a loser like me ...