Give me this morning and I'll swap you last night
Cause I think I called her crazy and I'm sure her fella hates me enough
Darling, please can you piece me back up?
Cause in my defence I started drinking too early cause I knew that I would see you
Another night off
Another notch on
Another bed post
And you're so lucky that you don't even know me because I would only bring you problems
If you do I'll leave you
Cause I've been saying fuck it too long
And down with your brother
Cause he's never really liked me
Remember one of those mornings where you feel like you slept outside
And as I wake up all freezing some stranger with an accent says
I am going and I'll give you a ride
Seeing as though you're too skint to get back to your hotel room I kinda feel obliged
And last night was another night of reasons why we shouldn't drink anymore
She said: You're so lucky that you don't even know me because I would only bring you problems
I said if you do I'll leave you
Cause I've been saying fuck it too long
And down with your brother
Cause he's never really liked me
Oh, me and your daughter, we got this thing going on
Going on all night
When you're at work
When you're swimming
When you're doing your shopping
We're fuckin'
We're fuckin' in your bed
Another night off
Another notch on
Another bed post
She said: You're so lucky that you don't know me properly because I'd only bring you problems
If you do I'll leave you
Cause I've been saying fuck it too long
And down with your brother
Cause he's never really liked me