Give me this morning and I'll swap you last night Cause I think I called her crazy and I'm sure her fella hates me enough Darling, please can you piece me back up? Cause in my defence I started drinking too early cause I knew that I would see you Another night off Another notch on Another bed post And you're so lucky that you don't even know me because I would only bring you problems If you do I'll leave you Cause I've been saying fuck it too long And down with your brother Cause he's never really liked me Remember one of those mornings where you feel like you slept outside And as I wake up all freezing some stranger with an accent says I am going and I'll give you a ride Seeing as though you're too skint to get back to your hotel room I kinda feel obliged And last night was another night of reasons why we shouldn't drink anymore She said: You're so lucky that you don't even know me because I would only bring you problems I said if you do I'll leave you Cause I've been saying fuck it too long And down with your brother Cause he's never really liked me Oh, me and your daughter, we got this thing going on Going on all night When you're at work When you're swimming When you're doing your shopping We're fuckin' We're fuckin' in your bed Another night off Another notch on Another bed post She said: You're so lucky that you don't know me properly because I'd only bring you problems If you do I'll leave you Cause I've been saying fuck it too long And down with your brother Cause he's never really liked me