Pawn Your Guitar

I've found myself a better set of friends
I'm on my best behaviour again
I've done up my tie and shined up my shoes
A shit-eating grin and a sweet set o' moves

I want to be both Elvis and Dad
Please don't tell me who I am
Change the record, man!
I could be a leopard-man
Or I could wear the cap that fits
And like or lump it

I wanna be Sherlock, I wanna be John
Instead of homeless and hungry and wrong
I've heard that it's ten times better than sex
To pawn your guitar and invest in some decks

My table's turned out better than you
Please don't tell me what to do
Please don't send me from the room
Please don't make me list like this
When I can't help but echo
To be like you...
Oh Echo, to be like you...
Echo, to be like you

(Na na na na hey!
Na na na hey!
Na na na na
Hey na woah na
Na na na na hey!
Na na na hey!
Na na na na hey na na
Na na Roll with it Daddy-O!)

I want to be both Elvis and Dad
Please don't tell me who I am
Change the record, man!
Snarling like a leopard-man
All this scratching makes me itch
And I can't help it
I can't help it I can't...