I've found myself a better set of friends I'm on my best behaviour again I've done up my tie and shined up my shoes A shit-eating grin and a sweet set o' moves I want to be both Elvis and Dad Please don't tell me who I am Change the record, man! I could be a leopard-man Or I could wear the cap that fits And like or lump it I wanna be Sherlock, I wanna be John Instead of homeless and hungry and wrong I've heard that it's ten times better than sex To pawn your guitar and invest in some decks My table's turned out better than you Please don't tell me what to do Please don't send me from the room Please don't make me list like this When I can't help but echo To be like you... Oh Echo, to be like you... Echo, to be like you (Na na na na hey! Na na na hey! Na na na na Hey na woah na Na na na na hey! Na na na hey! Na na na na hey na na Na na Roll with it Daddy-O!) I want to be both Elvis and Dad Please don't tell me who I am Change the record, man! Snarling like a leopard-man All this scratching makes me itch And I can't help it I can't help it I can't...