E G# A F# B 
E G# A F# B 
E G# A F# D B A
E G# A F# B 
E G# A F# B 
E G# A F# D B A

(In the verses BASS bounces between E and B) and A and E)

[Verse 1]  
E                       A
Had a dream that I died and got to the pearly gates
E                       A
You were there and you told me to show you my resume
E                                       A              E 
IT’s not enough to not have a cure its more about the hours filled when you wake me 
D5  (Walking down bass line D C# B C# B A)      B5
When its over and over and

[Chorus]
E               A
I’m gonna have some new for you
E               A
I’m gonna upstage right on cue
E               A      B
I’m gonna be the president of nothing
E               A
Someday soon I’ll get round to it
E               A 
This time I really just might do it 
B5              B5     B5
I’m gonna be the president of nothing
G#m
Of nothing

[Verse 2]
E                               A
Had a dream that I dream that had that dream again
E                               A
The epistles in you were watching Gods cut of 12 angry men
E                               A                                             
You said your sentence is not your admission of guilt your admissions depends 
 E
on things in your will that you live me

D5 (Walking down bass line D C# B C# B A)      B5
When its over and over and

[Chorus]
E               A
I’m gonna have some new for you
E               A
I’m gonna upstage right on cue
E               A      B
I’m gonna be the president of nothing
E               A
Someday soon I’ll get round to it
E               A 
This time I really just might do it 
B5              B5     B5
I’m gonna be the president of nothing
G#m
Of nothing

[Verse 3]
E                       A
I awoke in my clothes on the couch with the TV on
E                       
You drew a capital lipstick L on my forehead, 
A
Cracked when I yawned
E
But my life is mine and I’ll be fine 
D5  (Walking down bass line D C# B C# B A) B5 
When its over and over and…
A (ring out for a measure)
(Silence for 1 measure)

[Chorus]
E               A
I’m gonna have some new for you
E               A
I’m gonna upstage right on cue
E               A      B
I’m gonna be the president of nothing
E               A
Someday soon I’ll get round to it
E               A 
This time I really just might do it 
B5              B5     B5
I’m gonna be the president of nothing
G#m
Of nothing
E               A
Here’s my state of the union address
E                               A      
No one chair evolution address unless I get to be the president of nothing
G#m     B      B/A    B      E
Of NOTHING