There's a first time for everything
And everything is getting pulled over
On a highway in Albany
In a rental car on a Wednesday
I apologised and he let me go
Told me next time
Move away or go slow
Gotta cross the line for my ego
Nearly lost my spine
I just wanna go home

I just wanna go home
Beat myself up nice and slow
Punch the line in the throat
I don't get the fucking joke

(It's not over till they meet the quota)
I don't get the fucking joke
(State trooper, uh, I hardly know her)
I don't get the fucking joke

I just wanna go home
Beat myself up nice and slow
Punch the line in the throat
I don't get the fucking joke