Blame The Viking

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 Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke,
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 Stroke, Stroke,  Stroke, Stroke!

[Verse 1]
F
  Who left the water running?
C
  Why are there no ice cubes?
Dm
  Who's been squeezing toothpaste
Bb
  From the middle of the tube?
F
  Who opened up the mail
C
  Left it in disarray?
Dm
  Who left the car in neutral
Bb
  Before it rolled away?

[Pre-Chorus]
     F                C
Well you blame me and I blame the Viking
        Dm
And I'm pretty sure that answer
     Bb
Must not be to your liking
         F               C
But it's not a game, I'm not avoiding blame
    Dm                               Bb
The Viking said he did it, that he's sorry
          C
That he's ashamed

[Verse]
F                        C
  Who used the metal fork in your new teflon pot?
Dm                               Bb
  Who drank right from the bottle of the milk that you just bought?
F                            C
  Who tracked the muddy boots accross the brand new rug?
Dm                                Bb
  Left a stain on the coffee table of a giant coffee mug?

[Pre-Chorus]
    F                C
And you blame me and I blame the Viking
        Dm
And I'm pretty sure that answer
     Bb
Must not be to your liking
         F               C
But it's not a game, I'm not avoiding blame
    Dm                               Bb
The Viking said he did it, that he's sorry
          C
That he's ashamed

[Chorus]
      Bb                  F
Cause I know a Viking and you don't believe me!
    Bb                            F                         C    C
And maybe if you met him it would be a lot more easy in the end
    Bb                              F
And sure he's a bit clumsy but he's not imaginary!
         Bb                          F
And he's relatively nice for a blood-thirsty mercenary
         Dm                                 C
He's not pretend! Cause that Viking he's my friend!

F               A               F               D               F               A
 Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke,
F               A
 Stroke, Stroke,  Stroke, Stroke!

[Verse 3]
F
  Who never cleans their dishes?
C
  Who left the oven on?
Dm                           Bb
  Who uses pens on crosswords and gets the answers wrong?
F                              C
  Who left the sink all covered of clippings from their beards?
Dm                              Bb
  Who got you pregnant last year and then just disappeared?

[Pre-Chorus]
     F                C
Well you blame me and I blame the Viking
        Dm
And I'm pretty sure that answer
     Bb
Must not be to your liking
         F               C
But it's not a game, I'm not avoiding blame
    Dm                               Bb
The Viking said he did it, that he's sorry
          C
That he's ashamed


[Chorus]
     Bb                  F
Well I know a Viking and you don't believe me!
    Bb                            F                         C    C
And maybe if you met him it would be a lot more easy in the end
    Bb                              F
And sure he's a bit clumsy but he's not imaginary!
         Bb                          F
And he's relatively nice for a blood-thirsty mercenary
         Dm                                 C
He's not pretend! Cause that Viking he's my friend!

F               A               F               D               F               A
 Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke,
F               A
 Stroke, Stroke,  Stroke, Stroke!

[Verse 4]
Bb                               F
  And they don't drink beer from skulls
Bb                           F
  And they never worn horned hats
Bb                      F
  And if I don't know a Viking personally
                C
  Then you tell me:

                        F                     A
How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
                        F                     D
How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
                       F                      A
How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
                       F                      D
How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)

[Chorus]
     Bb                  F
Well I know a Viking and you don't believe me!
    Bb                            F                         C    C
And maybe if you met him it would be a lot more easy in the end
    Bb                              F
And sure he's a bit clumsy but he's not imaginary!
         Bb                          F
And he's relatively nice for a blood-thirsty mercenary
         Dm                  C
He's not pretend! Cause that Viking he's my friend!