If I Had A Dartgun

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An instrumental kicks off this mess
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there's no words but I'll try to 
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confess,
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we're all unblameable but I might 
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blame you now
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Befriend the friend who might get
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 you in
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and watch the masses all try to 
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pretend
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They're all unflammable but I 
  E
might burn them out

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Chorus
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It's all a routine and part of the
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 scene with all the secrets and in 
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between
         A                   Bm   
I've got secrets to tell but I 
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can't tell you now

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It's incidental that you'd finally 
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see
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that you're crossing me
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we're all unsellable but I might 
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sell you out
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Between the when and whereabouts
         A                       D
no doubt I'll be fine in finding out
          A               Bm      
we're all unbreakable but I might 
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break you now

Chorus
D             A                   
It's all a routine and part of the
 D                  A              
 scene with all the secrets and in 
D
between
         A                   Bm   
I've got secrets to tell but I 
   E
can't tell you now