If I Had A Dartgun

D        A                     D
An instrumental kicks off this mess
           A                        D
there's no words but I'll try to confess,
            A             Bm      E
we're all unblameable but I might blame you now
D            A                        D
Befriend the friend who might get you in
              A                    D
and watch the masses all try to pretend
              A             Bm      E
They're all unflammable but I might burn them out

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Chorus
D             A                    D                  A              D
It's all a routine and part of the scene with all the secrets and in between
         A                   Bm      E
I've got secrets to tell but I can't tell you now

D         A                        D
It's incidental that you'd finally see
            A        D
that you're crossing me
          A              Bm      E
we're all unsellable but I might sell you out
D           A              D
Between the when and whereabouts
         A                       D
no doubt I'll be fine in finding out
          A               Bm      E
we're all unbreakable but I might break you now

Chorus
D             A                    D                  A              D
It's all a routine and part of the scene with all the secrets and in between
         A                   Bm      E
I've got secrets to tell but I can't tell you now