The John Birch Society

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[Intro]
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Oh we're meeting at the courthouse 
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at eight o'clock tonight
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You just come in the door and take
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 the first turn to the right
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Be careful when you get there, 
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we'd hate to be bereft
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But we're taking down the names 
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of everybody turning left


[Refrain]
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Oh we're the John Birch Society, 
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the John Birch Society
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Here to save our country from a 
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communistic plot
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Join the John Birch Society, help 
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us fill the ranks
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To get this movement started, 
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we need lots of tools and cranks


[Verse 2]
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Now there's no one that we're 
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certain the Kremlin doesn't touch
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We think that Westbrook Pegler* 
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doth protest a bit too much
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We only hail the hero from whom 
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we got our name
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We're not sure what he did, but 
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he's our hero all the same


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Oh we're the John Birch Society, 
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the John Birch Society
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Socialism is the ism dismalist of 
all
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Join the John Birch Society, 
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there's so much to do
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Have you heard they're serving 
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vodka at the W.C.T.U.


[Verse 3]
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Well you've heard about the agents 
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that we've already named
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Well M.C.A. has agents that are 
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flatly unashamed
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We're after Rosie Clooney, we've 
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gotten Pinky Lee
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And the day we get Red Skelton 
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won't that be a victory


[Refrain]
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Oh we're the John Birch Society, 
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the John Birch Society
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Norman Vincent Peale** may think 
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he's kidding us along
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But the John Birch Society knows 
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he spilled the beans
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He keeps on preaching brotherhood,
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 but we know what he means


[Verse 4]
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We'll teach you how to spot 'em 
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in the cities or the sticks
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For even Jasper Junction is just 
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full of Bolsheviks
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The CIA's subversive and so's the
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 FCC
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There's no one left but thee and 
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we, and we're not sure of thee


[Refrain]
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Oh we're the John Birch Society, 
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the John Birch Society
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Here to save our country from a 
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Communistic plot
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Join the John Birch Society, 
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holding off the Reds
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We'll use our hands and hearts, 
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and if we must, we'll use our heads


[Verse 5]
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Do you want Justice Warren to be 
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your Commissar?
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Do you want Mrs. Khrushchev in 
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there with the DAR?
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You cannot trust your neighbors, 
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or even next-of-kin
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If mommy is a Commie then you 
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gotta turn her in


[Refrain]
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Oh we're the John Birch Society, 
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the John Birch Society
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Fighting for the right to fight the 
right fight for the right
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Join the John Birch Society, as 
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we're marching on
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We'll all be glad to see you 
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when we're meeting in the John