Three Legged Man

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Well, my friends you'd never guess it | so I really must confess it
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I just met the sweetest woman | in my long dismal life.
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But a friend of mine said "Buddy just in case your mind is muddy
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Don't you know that girl you're messin' with is Peg-Leg Johnson's wife.
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The man is big and tough and mean and grim
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And he'll brain you with his artificial limb!"


[Verse 2]
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But next morning bright and early I stole old Peg-Leg's girlie
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And I also took his wooden leg just to play it safe
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But there weren't no time for laughter 'cause he started hopping after
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Now I keep on running faster but he won't give up the chase.
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So now I'm running across the country with his bride
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And I got his wooden leg here by my side.


[Chorus]
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I'm a three-legged man with a two-legged woman
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Being chased across the country by a one-legged fool
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Oh he's hoppin' and he's floppin' but he shows no sign of stoppin'
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I tell you boys this life is hard and cruel.


[Verse 3]
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Cross the deserts and the valleys and those dark Chicago alleys
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Cross that mighty Mississippi to the hills of Caroline
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Cross the mountains of Montana to the swamps of Louisiana
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Every time that I look back he's just one foot behind
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And I know he must be cold and wet and sick
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But in spite of all his woes he still can kick!


[Chorus]
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I'm a three-legged man with a two-legged woman
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Being chased across the country by a one-legged fool
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Oh he's hoppin' and he's floppin' but he shows no sign of stoppin'
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I tell you boys this life is hard and cruel.


[Verse 4]
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Now he's ragged and he's filthy and I'm feeling kinda guilty
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Especially in the evenings when I hear him plead and beg
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He says in spite of all your stealing friend I bear you no hard feeling
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“You can keep the durned old woman, just please give me back my leg!
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'Cause although that leg you meant to take was wooden
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In the dark by mistake you took my good 'un!”


[Chorus]
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Now I'm a three-legged man with a two-legged woman
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Being chased across the country by a one-legged fool
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Oh he's hoppin' and he's floppin' but he shows no sign of stoppin'
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I tell you boys this life is hard and cruel.


[Chorus]
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Now I'm a three-legged man with a two-legged woman
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Being chased across the country by a one-legged fool
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Oh he's hoppin' and he's floppin' but he shows no sign of stoppin'
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I tell you boys this life is hard and cruel.