The Truth About Snow-White

Ten dwarfs walking whistling, singing
joking, bouncing making noise ten? ... ten
had some drinks after work
now they're heading towards home

But they're in for a big surprise, they're about to meet
snow-white
red lips
white skin
black hair
snow-white has
flirt bit,
bint, wench
fairy-whore
snow: white
blood: red
heart: black
snow-white has
minx, slut
slag, tart
fairy-whore

One dwarf had a heart-attack
he couldn't face the mess
another having no more weed
spiralled in deep depressions
three and four killed each other
in a jealous fury
number five, with other tendencies
escaped to find his prince

Meanwhile, comatose, happy in a dwarf's warm bed:
snow-white!
red lips
white skin
black hair
snow-white has
flirt bit,
bint, wench
fairy-whore
snow: white
blood: red
heart: black
snow-white has
minx, slut
slag, tart
fairy-whore

After years of subserviance
they were close to death
a pathetic prince appeared
with gleeful number five in tow
snow-white, bored of midgets and obvious shortfalls
seduced the man; of course
eloping with the somewhat less pathetic prince
she left the dwarfs, helpless, in a mess

red: red
white: white
black: black
ebony
snow: snow
blood: blood
fairy whore

Seven dwarfs walking whistling, singing
joking, bouncing, making noise
they all recovered very quickly
once surrounded by their friends
they hired a retired sorceres
as protection for their home
just in case another day
snow-white comes along

Meanwhile, comatose, happy in his bed:
the prince!

red lips
white skin
black hair
snow-white has
flirt bit,
bint, wench
fairy-whore